get the fuck out,no fucken way this is the most coolest thing i have ever seen on tumblr
is this real?
THOSE WHO CAME ~*~*~BEFORE~*~*~
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
Yes, because the sexual orientation of a fictional SPONGE is what really matters.
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
legalize peruvian puff peppers
how do weeaboos end their prayers
just kidding they are godless heathens